At night I prayed that I would get shot. It seemed a quick and painless way to die. I wanted to be shot with a machine gun, so that I would die as quickly as possible. And I wanted to be shot in the heart. I was terrified of pistols and the idea of a wound that might leave me bleeding to death for hours.
And, once again, @rubenbolling pokes fun of the foibles of the modern age. He is our Erma Bombeck.
With a penis.
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